falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

Me cute and popular????is this a dream pinch me

clamperl:

clamperl:

I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES

amoying:

oh baby you’re so hot, like 110 degrees, we should probably call a doctor…

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

james-p-sullivan:

james-p-sullivan:

james-p-sullivan:

HELP IM LOST AT IKEA

update: im trying to find an employee 

update: EMPLOYEE IS JUST AS LOST AS I AM

(Source: cliterallysame)

fallopain:

gif is pronounced jif and if u disagree with me i’ll gif u a black eye

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

Ops I spelled that wrong (I’m mobile blogging ) I meant ‘donut shop’

I THINK I GOT A JOB

ryaninwonderland:

who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety 

i cant find my school id and i need it for tmrw to donate blood

amoying:

warm soda is the worst thing that can happen